The belly
Here's my belly.
Ok, so it's taken from the front, and you can barely even tell I'm pregnant except for the slight roundness,... (well compared to reality anyway, I guess you can tell after all.) Maybe it's the semi-psychedelic shirt doing some optical illusion? But imagine I'm turning around now. My belly actually protudes a good 8 inches past where my waist would normally be. Maybe I should take one from the side now? Naaah, better to have you all think that I just have a small belly and that I'm likely to find my regular shape within days of giving birth. (Wink, wink.) (And the chances of that happening are?...)
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