Saturday, July 25, 2009

Sniglets

From the site Bert Christensen'sTruth & Humour Collection:
A sniglet is a word that should be in the dictionary but isn't. Sniglets are the brainchild of comedian Rich Hall who, with a little help from his friends, wrote a series of books containing sniglets in the mid-eighties. While Rich Hall invented the word "sniglet" itself, sniglets are actually a long-running popular joke in which people make up their own humorous words to define things or concepts that have no "official" definitions. More information can be found at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniglet
Here are a few of my favourites, some of these had me in stitches:

Backspackle (bak' spak uhl) - n. Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle.

Bargue (bar' gyoo) - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view. Ex: The young child bargued with his father until his father gave in and let him stay up past his bedtime

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out

Bugpedal (bug' ped uhl) - v. To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car's windshield.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Darf (darf) - n. The least attractive side of a Christmas tree that ends up facing the wall

Detruncus (de trunk' us) - n. The embarrassing phenomenon of losing one's bathing shorts while diving into a swimming pool

Gimplexus (gim plek' sis) - n. Rear area of thighs, which must be peeled from car seat on hot summer days

Lotshock (laht' shahk) - n. The act of parking your car, walking away, and then watching it roll past you.

Mustgo - n. Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.

Negatile (neh' guh tyl) - n. An area of the bathroom floor where, somehow, the scale registers you five pounds lighter

Pediquerey (pehd' eh kweer ee) - n. The continuation of one's child to ask "why?" no matter what the answer to the last "why?", commonly asked about a subject that does not matter

Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer

Anaception (an a sep' shun) - n. The body's ability to actually affect television reception by moving about the room

Snacktrek - n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized

Vacation Elbow (vay kay' shun el' bo) - n. A condition that suddenly develops in a father's arm during a vacation trip that allowed him to reach out and slap you from incredible distances